Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
Arbitrary 0
#14 Knows what he's talking about If you watched Pokemon as a kid it will always remain "the shit", doesn't matter how old you get. Also you're probably more immature for bitching about it and referring his hobbies in order to reason it out for yourself. Simply put, you weren't woman enough for him, get over it and move on with your life.
_mcs_ 0
Just because he plays video games, that doesn't mean he's a child. I know of adults who still play video games. I'm a teenage girl and still have the occasional neopet and pooh bear plushie in my room. The fact that you're complaining about this on FML shows that you could use a bit of growing up to do yourself.
satanicminnow1 1
bros before hos... videogames are most def bros
hattrick0313 0
Whats wrong with video games. Im a full time LEO and still play.
Jaxro 6
Hahaha 187.
pinkducttape 0
im amazed at the number of defenses for games on here. people who play games and make rude comments on a site surely arent childish. p.s. this is a site for whining about the little things in life. when you guys get time, find the pause button for you games you stole from little kiddies and you can read the page on this site explaining that.
brad42013 3
Your comment is null and void. Fact of the matter is that video games have essentially become a part of life for many generations. Maturity levels have nothing to do with it anymore. I'm in college and work a full time job and still collect Pokemon cards and play video games.
West92 0
Muahaha, you can tell who the guys are and who the girls are by looking at the general statement in their posts all the guys say "It's not childish" and all the girls say "YEAH **** THAT ASSHOLE!!!" seriously, I know girls who are faaaar older then me who have a bed COVERED in bloody unicorns, I think I'll take my video games and my toys over that, as long as he didn't ditch you to play games then I think you're just being a tad bitchy
TheRightEye 3
A lot of people like that kind of stuff, doesn't make them childish, it means they like child things. You could be super immature for all we know
JohnFR33M4N 0
CoD= Kickass game for 18+, and yet it's some how chilidish? Pokemon and Bionicoles are clearly collectibles at such an age. Maybe it's becuase your a whiney bitch, and thats why he broke up with you. Seriously, pointing out the fact that a teenager has his inner geekeness we all share as men doesnt help your case AT ALL, toots
Lou_Briccant 0
Whatever man, Pokemon is awesome. It sounds like you're just finding excuses for being dumped. You're not much more mature than he is if you're posting this FML up...