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Anonymous Paris, France

Today, my 21 year old daughter introduced me to her new boyfriend. I had to call him "sir" for two reasons: he's 59 and he's my boss. FML

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Eashy 16

I see 3 options: 1- She is trying to get you a promotion, 2- She's a gold digger, or 3- she loves him truly.

Glowworm56 27

This feels like something out of a sitcom. "You're dating my boss?" *laugh track plays*

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Eashy 16

I see 3 options: 1- She is trying to get you a promotion, 2- She's a gold digger, or 3- she loves him truly.

RichardPencil 32

Looks like a big 'jobs program! I'll bet she calls him "sir," too;).

Ainarr 29

oh, how the turntables.

fearrhyno1 18

Did you mean "tables have turned?"

Isa_fml 20

It's a reference to the Office...

Cali 57

Is your name Stan Smith?

vandj8 9

Hayley Smith: I came over here after the party, we started talking, and... you know. And besides, he has a huge... Stanley Smith: Penis. Haley! Damn. Hayley Smith: I was going to say "heart" but... well, you saw his shoes.

Xeebar 28

Cali made the EXACT comment I was going to LOL

Glowworm56 27

This feels like something out of a sitcom. "You're dating my boss?" *laugh track plays*

pjsr 33

59 and 21? If you can threaten him without jeopardizing your family's welfare, do it now. Otherwise, get a new job asap and then take care of it.

TaoShaman 24

Take care of what? She's an adult. There's nothing anyone can do unless she lives at home. And threatening people never solves anything.

lukcy_basartd 11

Too ****** weird man, don't let him push you around at work and you might consider other employment options. Best of luck to you.

CantTouchThat 29

That can be straight up sexual harassment of a family member. You should turn him into HR and take his job instead!! Or you could play out a Horrible Bosses scenario and turn them against each other. Either or. Good luck!!

PikachuSevenfold 16

I know that a couple being 21 and 59 is legal and they're both adults but that seems like WAY too much of an age difference.