Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
julimon 0
lol@everyone.
Hiphopopotamus 0
Exactly what #161 said.
Acerbitas 0
WHAT'S WRONG WITH POKEMON? I still play it :(....RED VERSION FTW
baffledking042 0
Wow. Who knew Call of Duty and Pokemon were such hot button issues? I had a girlfriend who dumped because she thought I was immature for liking Star Wars, having roommates, and generally being down with the whole geek lifestyle. I had to point out, that I had a job, a car, and place to live and none of those things were dependent on my parents. She couldn't actually make the same claim. Point being, part of being an adult is deciding what that means. Still it isn't all that bad. You live, you learn. Rub some dirt on the wound and move on. And by the by, bitching about getting dumped is 80% of this site.
silverycrow 0
y did u even start dating him?!?
mrcarmine 0
well jeez if you're 11 then that's all normal, right?
fufubunny 0
I can't stand Call of Dity, either... I have to fight my bf just for some tv time... W/O call of duty
bubs_AKA_vermin 0
well, kinda like me. (except for the fact that i have Gears of War 2) nothing's wrong about a pointless (but rather impressive) collection, but if you decide to have revenge by destroying that collection, at least have a couple of thousand bucks at hand. and a REEEEALY good excuse. everyone tells me to grow up, but apparently being a loner (in a way) is more mature for them social bastards at my scool. pffft. and why be 'mature and normal'? i say that it's rather boring and life is pretty pointless if one can't have fun. everyone needs fun in one point in their life or another. so lighten up. being childish feels a lot better than a normal person would. plus, maybe you SHOULD take his advice. either you're a little too energetic or he has a lack of judgement. who knows. :)
Duckasaurus 0
Is there a problem with video games and collectibles? Maybe if you stop bitching and being immature, you would see the other side of the argument.
Dasmi3 0
you just need to calm down and relax learn from this and move on the end if you let it linger then you haven't changed at all show that you have matured from this experience