Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Nadeslos 4
Deja vu!
davidisbeast 12
Maybe your "friend" sabotaged the car :o
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Comments (159)
coltsrock37 15
Looks like you need to fins someone else to drive with. Instead of Damien
Life_sucks_13 6
Lol it's the final destination! Someone is after you.
mintcar 10
Just invest in a super awesome jet pack. Problem solved. :D
ptrasc1 0
Get it together...
olivercooper 6
...aliens!
perdix 31
This didn't happen on February 2nd both times, did it?
SteelCladAngel 0
Maybe you should stop accepting roadhead from said 'friend' Even great head isn't worth dying for.
perdix 31
Yes, it is. Yours must just be pretty good.
SteelCladAngel 0
Imma toot my own horn here... I've almost caused a few accidents lol.
cherieblossom 5
I had a girlfriend that talked sooo much that I lost focus and crashed, she has ADD and constantly babbles random stuff at full speed, & apparently so do I as I couldn't drive and listen all at once :/ my bad I should have asked her to let me focus its the drivers responsibility to make sure the conditions inside the car are safe.
horneyhic 15
Or just tune her out like us men do
Monkeysmommy1 0
I think it's time to turn that drivers license back in because clearly you suck at driving. And your friend deserves it too for being dumb enough to get back in the car with you.
Joshoa123 16
Someone should give you a crash course on driving.
turtleomnom 0
you're punny.
Joshoa123 16
thanks miss i try :)