Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Nadeslos 4
Deja vu!
davidisbeast 12
Maybe your "friend" sabotaged the car :o
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Comments (159)
swinglifeaway123 8
1) take new route. 2) take new friend.
mistersheezy 7
3) take insurance money. 4) buy new car..... Your old one is probably jacked up by now.
icefshng8 9
5) learn to ******* drive!!
DocBastard 40
*looks at calendar* Wait, this isn't Groundhog Day!
JustDannyG 0
That's why you have to pass your drivers Ed, not pay em off
ikickgingers 15
You remind me of that wolfy boy. ;/
rexgar2000 10
Jacob?
kittyLoveZombiez 0
Hmm yu look like jersey shore && Jacob together That's quite cute ja
merrielp 13
Learn to drive
koekj 6
Maybe he likes it, and wants again. Prepare for next week.
th4m4ster 6
avoid driving there next time
th4m4ster 6
especially with that friend
Skittlepickle 13
at that time
jaredofmo 22
Taboo!
iAmScrubs 19
No worries. It's happened to me before too. :D
iAmScrubs 19
Dammit. My comments are really misbehaving these days. I didn't post that here.
CountJugular 3
Learn how to drive ?
jmbarber 0
i think its time to pick a new route to take:p or stop givving that person a ride.
sasha_kay 4
I'll assume you're a woman...
NEEPLES 7
You need to go deeper.