Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
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Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
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Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Nadeslos 4
Deja vu!
davidisbeast 12
Maybe your "friend" sabotaged the car :o
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Comments (159)
ajmk58201 6
Learn to drive better lol
myifesuckz 8
Wtf this is definitely karma
Shortwright 4
dont go that way anymore
cjk_2011 0
Time to start taking a different route pal.
Stroke_Her_Ace 15
Time to take a different route?
ksisseck 0
maybe you should be a abetter driver?
angryboot 0
Crashed the same person??
angryboot 0
Crashed the same person??
angryboot 0
Crashed the same person??
badactor009 0
So, your driving is a case of fifty first dates gone horribly wrong? Or, you are not a quick learner? Or not much of a learner at all? Good luck. You are going to need it.