beardedlady
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Prinpette
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
mustachio101
Montgomery, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Username
France 🌶️ Spicy
Ticklish
Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said, "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was, "So does yours." FML
kjdhfakjs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Woof woof
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
dahs
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
Username
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bad actor
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Picaresque
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
lovely
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Yummy
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
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TylerX 0
Did I just get an erection?
iAmScrubs 19
He enjoys the feeling of that peach fuzz caressing his epidermis.
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Comments (247)
joshuaUNWRITTEN 0
lmao 34
dinosluver13 1
I thinks he's not so into girls....
dvdp112 0
maybe he is just into girls with hairy bodies.. I say this because if the only thing it takes is a fake mustache to make a female look male. then the female MUST already look somewhat like a man.
dvdp112 0
maybe he is just into girls with hairy bodies.. I say this because if the only thing it takes is a fake mustache to make a female look male. then the female MUST already look somewhat like a man.
dvdp112 0
whoa did not post it 4 times my phone spazzed out and then shut down.. deepest apologies FML users on the bright side I guess it REALLY gets my POV across.. lol
dvdp112 0
maybe he is just into girls with hairy bodies.. I say this because if the only thing it takes is a fake mustache to make a female look male. then the female MUST already look somewhat like a man.
dvdp112 0
maybe he is just into girls with hairy bodies.. I say this because if the only thing it takes is a fake mustache to make a female look male. then the female MUST already look somewhat like a man.
suprmidgt 0
maybe next he'll ask you to wear a suit and tie and blow your strap on.... or you guy friends... he gay.
Orcina1 3
Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay. homosexual
Leo518 0
who said OP is a girl ;)
kaengle 5
well considering op's name is "beardedlady", I'm guessing it's a girl smarty pants.
ral2231996 0
GAY