beardedlady
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Prinpette
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
mustachio101
Montgomery, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Username
France 🌶️ Spicy
Ticklish
Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said, "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was, "So does yours." FML
kjdhfakjs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Woof woof
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
dahs
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
Username
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bad actor
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Picaresque
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
lovely
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Yummy
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
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TylerX 0
Did I just get an erection?
iAmScrubs 19
He enjoys the feeling of that peach fuzz caressing his epidermis.
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Comments (247)
jobsman99 0
adding new meaning to a mustache ride
emosk8er4life 0
ill lend you mine :D
kitkat98_fml 0
That would turn me on.
kewpiesuicide 29
Gender ******* is fun, but then again, im gay. Maybe he just wants an italian lol.
debbielushious 6
tell him to wear a set of fake boobs.
OfficeNinja 5
everyone likes a mustache ride! well, at least your boyfriend does. start to worry when he starts calling you "Paul" or "Ralph" during sex.
kewpiesuicide 29
you should say that youll only wear the stach if you also get to wear a strap on. If he gets really excited about that he probably needs a man friend
jayellef 3
at least now you don't have to wax your own.
GoingLesbian 0
Mine tries to make me wear a strap-on. I think I win.
ReynshineCutting 10
Is that why you're going lesbian?
boyd30 2
hilarious !
angryyute 4
FAG!!!!