beardedlady
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Groucho
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Prinpette
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
mustachio101
Montgomery, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Username
France 🌶️ Spicy
Ticklish
Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said, "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was, "So does yours." FML
kjdhfakjs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Woof woof
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
dahs
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
Username
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bad actor
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Picaresque
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
lovely
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Yummy
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
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TylerX 0
Did I just get an erection?
iAmScrubs 19
He enjoys the feeling of that peach fuzz caressing his epidermis.
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Comments (247)
shift_love 13
the stache is back and sexier than ever
gtojohn 2
old Gregg knows all about the mustache and baileys
BaconDave 12
That's sexy!
raymel 5
awk...
Bravo11 14
Ward?
AsianInvasion1 2
i hope it was a yosemite sam moustache. that'd be awesome
AnotherRandomPer 0
Dirty Sanchez For The Win?
IWarnedYou 0
I've only seen a few of your comments and you're already pissing me off.
mahomie97 7
WTF are you trynna say u piss me off man
mahomie97 7
dudeee seriously WTF are u trynna say u piss me offf
JesusFishTaco 5
77-Aw, don't be so hard on him.
UnderJonathan 8
LOL He IS annoying...no love from mom xD
rbhockey9 0
You should have him wear a bag over his head as a favor haha. it "turns you on"
RileyL29 0
So... did you?
cenax27 0
wat would u do?
sleepyN 0
he's a faygo
Mrrevorp 0
that explains why he keeps wanting to watch burt reynolds movies ;)
yepyepyepyep 0
yes the pic.
Mrrevorp 0
lmao it is a pretty awesome pic baha
CryMoreFMLs 15
My picture = My expression at your picture.
yepyepyepyep 0
wtf is he a mario brother brother or some shit?