Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
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chunkofchange 0
fckin narsty make her buy you new ones
frankoisdarkel 0
that is ridiculously disgusting. she didn't even wash them?
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liluu_fml 0
What a bitch. Definitely make her buy you new ones. That's so gross.
Paulspacefdot 0
Got any poison oak or poison ivy in your area? Latex gloves... and use your imagination. Thieving bitch will be sorry for stealing undies.
mhterp90 17
I was thinking the same thing but itching powder. Just don't let it back fire.
cstritt89 0
just put icy hot or bengay in her underwear when she is taking a shower. then when she says there was something in there just say the only way to get it off is rub it out.
mushroomcloud 0
That's disgusting, and disrespectful! MOVE OUT!
redonkulon 2
wipe your ass with the buisness end of her toothbrush/contact solution
BeautyAndBrains 0
That's disgusting! Once, a friend of mine gave me underwear for Christmas as a joke. When I went to put them on a few days later, I noticed a stain in it. She had worn them, and then given them to me, so I fully feel your pain.
0___0 9
ew ^^^^^ thats so gross what *kind* of stain was it? I would tell everyone I know what she did so they're like "ew" and tell guys, so they wont wanna date her lol "SHE STEALS &&& STAINS THINGS!"
nicomonty 0
Hahahah to all of the comments. This is like my eternal fear no lie i would probably have killed her if it had been me. I don't play with my underwear lol.
OMGhi2YOU 0
that crosses so many lines its not even funny!!!! ****** SICK
King_of_Kings 3
okay. this is how you get her back. 1. apply hot sauce to crotch area of underwear. 2. give underwear to roommate as a gift. 3. wait a little bit.