Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
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chunkofchange 0
fckin narsty make her buy you new ones
frankoisdarkel 0
that is ridiculously disgusting. she didn't even wash them?
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youareindeepshit 0
Oh that's happened to me before. My mom wore my underwear... and had her PERIOD on them. She then screamed at me for being disorganized because I couldn't find clean underwear, until I found my dirty ones lying in the laundry. Disgusting.
naiveprophet 15
ugh, sometimes I HATE roommates. make her replace them
berii 0
GRODY! :|
absolutelygreat0 0
one word=inge
egaonogenki 0
That's why I have a bidet/spray toilet/washlet (after being in Japan for 4 months.) I make sure my rear is as clean as dishes that have gone through a dishwasher.
Zic_fml 7
what a flatmate (why roommate - it has way too much negative connotations?)! And she didn't even bother on hiding those! Yuck...
randki 0
Revenge eh? Put some kind of itching powder in your underwear and leave them for her to borrow..
clevelander 0
buy her some baby wipes and explain that she needs to spread and wipe, and then buy you new undies
King_of_Kings 3
hey #57 my revenge in #50 is better.
lajx014 0
THAT IS DISGUSTING! get a new roommate please!