Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
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chunkofchange 0
fckin narsty make her buy you new ones
frankoisdarkel 0
that is ridiculously disgusting. she didn't even wash them?
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FuzzMonkey09 0
I'm sorry, but thats so damn SICK. You should make her buy new ones and if she doesnt, pawn her shit.
marris 0
You sure are trying hard to prove that everyone is.
PureGold 0
I'm sooo afraid of getting a roommate like that, that's absolutely DISGUSTING x(. Next time you see her, sit her down and tell her you NEVER want to see her take another clothing article of yours (especially underwear, cause that's just weird and sick and gross and wrong on so many levels), and she needs to replace every pair she "borrowed" from you. Who "borrows" underwear anyway? You just don't DO that...sounds like your roommate has serious issues x(.
themangostar 0
Wow. I really hope you plan on confronting her. That is so rude.
supbreh 0
if i were you i would give her a good **** right then and there
that_band_nerd 22
" I'm mad at you! Let's have sex!" This is real life dude, not a porno.
Kyothine 0
I agree with 17.
NorfolkDude 2
Pretend like you don't notice, then come home crying with a piece of paper and hold her. When she asks what's wrong say you found out from the doctors you have herpies and crab.
Pakigrl18 0
lol good idea
jumi_fml 0
wow the post above me has a VERY high end imagination haha but i chuckled. i'm sure since the underwear were all new, nothing TOO crazy is going over your roomie's mind. but i think you need to talk about her klepto business and her laziness. :T
mikelc 0
#17 sounds about right
smm_fml 3
ugh, roommates suck. or they can. i'm a girl, and i've found that living with boys is much more low stress. girls are too high maintenance and then they steal your underwear...