Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
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chunkofchange 0
fckin narsty make her buy you new ones
frankoisdarkel 0
that is ridiculously disgusting. she didn't even wash them?
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Comments (116)
neilsc 8
That is absolutely disgusting :/ If I were you I'd call her out and then MAKE her buy me new ones. plus maybe you should get a new roommate who isn't a disgusting thief
ShadowBitch99 2
GET REVENGE IN ALL POSSIBLE WAYS!!! Pawn her shit, steal her best-looking clothes, steal her expensive shit you like, steal her money and spent every cent, then put her wallet back, just DONT GET CAUGHT!!!
ShadowBitch99 2
Naw, do what others said with poison ivy and stuff and the icy hot thing they said. Don't forget to shit in her shoes!! And piss on her clothes, make her a sandwich and put small shreds of poison ivy/oak (so she won't taste it) make it with her favorite stuff. She'll be miserable. 8) Also, shit under her pillow and piss under her sheets. After she does a big essay or something that takes a lot a work, like a poster and "accidentally" spill something very messy and dark like stew or spaghetti... hhehehe...
sarah2795 4
What a bitch! That's soooo gross! I would demand new underwear!
Humanspider 18
**** that bitch!
maddyyghee 6
Ewwww thats gross. make her buy u new ones
TheHardwick3 7
My ex-roommate used to do that until I chained all my things shut literally chained my draws shut.
hatemyluck 15
That's sick. Who wears other peoples' underwear?
kaegomay12 17
Thats so gross
ShinyArcanine 16
Get revenge. Hide your clean underwear and put nasty ones in the drawer or where she would find them. This'll force her to wash