Awkward and Intimacy: Grooming

Grooming

By kdehshaden - 30/04/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

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Drigr 9

Monday 30 April 2012 15:17

Thats just ****** up. You push him to do something he obviously didn't want to do, then you laugh at him for it.

The_Hitdude 12

Monday 30 April 2012 15:18

I'd be pissed too. You convince him to do something and then laugh at him for it? Not okay.

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vandj8 9

Monday 6 November 2017 0:23

Don't worry, he'll be even madder once it starts growing back.

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