Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
Today, I was supposed to present a speech on diabetes. The girl who went first chose the same subject, knowing I'm diabetic and that it was my topic. I went last, so I had to change half of my speech on the spot. I sounded ignorant about my own illness. FML
Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for three hours. FML
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Top comments
dragonstrike94 8
Well its sometimes true
koolkat27 13
11- um.. that's actually what you're supposed to do.
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Calyx_fml 22
Quack quack. BANG.
luvscomplic8ed 6
*facepalm*
ElricMustang 23
You must be that type of guy who has to fight the girls off of him because they line up to talk to you. Nice going, dude -.-"
RyanMacVey 17
Tell us more about how rainbows and sunshine smell noor? :L
ElricMustang 23
Lol Noor; frickin' crazy. Seems like something we Arabs would do :P
reddudeover 2
This statement coming from a 13yr old boy is stupid, but understandable. Coming from a suppoosed female, it's quite worrisome.
hatesfate 6
Damn that just reminded me of Duck Hunt for the old Nintendo system... I literally Lol'd as I imagined that annoying dog popping up and snickering when you missed a duck.
crazy4uboi 6
Ouch! Lol maybe they'll find the humor in it, and forgive you for it.
crazy4uboi 6
Actually I am a girl and if I heard that I'd bust out laughing! Haha maybe they'll see that you were nervous, or theyll find the humor in it.
megamandude455 10
Reminds me of my first two college English classes.