Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML
Today, I was supposed to present a speech on diabetes. The girl who went first chose the same subject, knowing I'm diabetic and that it was my topic. I went last, so I had to change half of my speech on the spot. I sounded ignorant about my own illness. FML
Today, I had to give a speech on abstinence to a bunch of teenage boys, and surprisingly they were paying attention. After they left, I went to the bathroom and saw I had missed a few buttons on my blouse. The boys had a close up view of my cleavage for three hours. FML
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dragonstrike94 8
Well its sometimes true
koolkat27 13
11- um.. that's actually what you're supposed to do.
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LadyGore 12
I'm a girl and that would be hilarious.
TheBonzaiGirl 0
Thanks for clearing up any confusion, because soo many guys would have your username! ;)
LadyGore 12
If I said "that's hilarious" it wouldn't have the effect that it's hilarious even though I'm a girl. Please clue in.
hugsnkissesforu 0
110 she was implying that maybe other girls may have been offended by OP's mistake but, she finds it funny
DocBastard 40
And then you developed tachycardia and tachypnea as your sympathetic nervous system took over, also leading to diaphoresis. That's a PERFECT demonstration of the sexual response, but that wasn't your assignment. You get an F.
Trisha_aus 15
What did you find Noor?
TheNewGuy03 29
I'm pretty sure I'm a nerd for knowing what the hell he was talking about. Or I read too many articles. *sigh* |the kid|
crazyrn 6
As a nurse, that made me laugh!
simplylost643 0
If there's a plus side it's that you were at a medical school, versus say a backwoods femi-nazi rally. You might not of survived the latter long enough to write this FML. Heads up, champ!
reddudeover 2
You douche. Oh no, op's not a douche that's how you avoid... um... malodorous beef curtains?
compasseagle89 8
I don't think I've ever seen those three word in that specific order before. Definitely the most interesting thing I've read all day.
ImaginaryFoe 1
PSA: Douches are not your friends, ladies. Neither the literal or figurative ones.
Lockjaw2k 5
Or the Blue Waffles. Hey, SOMEBODY had to say it.
chrisiffer 17
sucks to be you
BeccaHugs 17
Good luck getting laid now, OP.
NothingsEasy 4
Happens to the best of us don't worry about it
Snafuusmc 12
Haha that's a great conversation starter.
Devin91 20
Seems like you had an awesome presentation.
OhDearBetrayal 25
Sir, it appears as if your shirt did not make it into your picture. I believe I retake is nescessary.
vampire_queen 3
Oh no sir, I believe your picture is fine just the way it is ;)
bmkc4 1
Tomorrow you will look back and laugh