Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML
Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, it was 5th period and I went to the year 11 bathroom. I came out, and there was a crowd of people outside. Someone said, "Um, that's the boys bathroom." FML
Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML
Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
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brill 3
holy crap. that's freaking embarrassing.
djb23 0
so girls DO fart!
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brill 3
holy crap. that's freaking embarrassing.
AnaMaree 0
YDI for farting
dedcircuit 0
I don't think the commenter farted.
oolala110 0
aww! i always think about that when i use the restroom too that really sucks though..you should've just been like "wow this girl in there is stinkin up the place!" or something like that
jellyfish_ftw 0
i would have walked out, winked at them, and then walked away. guys can fart in public, why can't girls? bathroom creepers.
Imawhalerider 0
farting while having anal sounds really interesting
mwbddh2 0
I laugh at my own jokes!
sexymessy 0
LOL. That would've worked too!damn sorry OP.Once I went to the boys restroom on accident thankfully no one was in there but when I walked out people saw!
imaginationrox 0
Ouch! FYL. I had that happen to a friend of mine (kind of, only she was puking) and when she came out I tried to cover for her by asking her if the girl in the washroom was okay. I'm surprised that some of the ppl bought it because she looked like crap! Good job for making a memory! Thumbs up!! ;) :)
beelzebub777 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!..... ewww
Venuman 0
Lol similar situation for me but I pretended I did it on purpose when my friends saw me walk out and said "dude go look inside Cindy is getting dressed in the third stall" and since they knew Cindy was kinda slutty and really hot the three guys I knew (no names =P) went in to look and a teacher caught them and gave them CSI. They snitched me out saying I was in earlier I denied it but still got a detention which ended up becoming a CSI. FML??? lol
brookiebaby1212 0
everyone farts u stupid ******* little girl
R0nBurgundy 0
looks like we got a classic case of a "major tool" don't we mr. venuman.
JustOhSoLovely 6
this post made my day lmao I woulda been like new record!!!
Fuzzybunny111993 0
aw poor baby!
BabyImTwisted 0
daaannngggggggg
alexd10293 0
wow
djb23 0
so girls DO fart!
wbrycem 0
Giggity
the_stereotype 0
this is like the one where the girl farted and the two other girls in the bathroom waited for her to come out
max_wilder 9
Yah common misconception girls fart but don't poop
01100110 0
lol idk why people find it interesting.
bridget_909 0
omg, thats soo embarrassing. but these boys must be immature or something to do that, they know they will be embarrassing the girl who comes out. but anyways , it still made me laugh. XD
save_me_08 0
maybe they were hoping it was a dude in the wrong room...kinda like American Pie
drummer4life 0
hahaha, dammit, i was gonna mention that. sounds like this chick got it straight from american pie
nzl_fml 0
haha soo embarrassing!
leafsfan13 0
It's not everyday that men get to hear girls fart, so that's why they were curious lol. But seriously, they should grow up and find something better to do =P
rickrolled01 0
Hahah that is great! I would have laughed for hours Farting is perfectly normal, I bet that you felt much better afterwards and besides that's what bathrooms are for, although I'm sure the echo's didn't help
xiar 0
lmfao
lastminuteperm 0
Everybody farts. If you don't, something is wrong with you. True, that is embarassing but they'll forget...eventually.
sydstoomuch 19
No, no they won't lol
loserboii 11
lol i woulda done the same wtf did u eat?