Today, my husband was 45 minutes late to our wedding reception. Later, when I asked him why, he said, "I was playing Legend of Zelda and had to finish my quest." He thinks this is an eligible excuse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
Today, my husband had confessed that we couldn't go on a vacation this spring because he was out of vacation time. He took two weeks off and pretended to go to work, then came home once I'd left. Another woman? No, some stupid shit in his video game called "Runescape Leagues." FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, on our honeymoon, I found out my husband brought his work laptop with him. We were supposed to go scuba diving but he skipped it for virtual meetings, then sat on his laptop until 2 a.m. He then had the nerve to be confused about why I’m mad at him and just want to go home. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, my husband asked me to meet him at 6 for our date night, but I ended up being 45 minutes late. Turns out he predicted my lateness and had booked the restaurant for 7, not 6. He knows me so well, but sometimes I hate the smug smarmy bellend. FML
Today, as my wife loves games, she set me a series of clues leading to our date night, where she's waiting for me. WHY? She knows how bad a problem solver I am. By the time she realised I was going to be hopelessly late, and answered my 50 missed calls, I’d only solved the first 2 clues out of 18 total. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
Well, he certainly found the Triforce of Courage. The Triforce of Wisdom, on the other hand, not so much.
marina1996 5
that was a cluster **** of spelling errors good god.
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Comments (25)
dwight7476 11
Early signs of divorce in your future
marina1996 5
that was a cluster **** of spelling errors good god.
Dave_Davington 34
Well, he certainly found the Triforce of Courage. The Triforce of Wisdom, on the other hand, not so much.
Ghetis 396 11
That IS a valid excuse. no one gets between a man and his Zelda
Kirstie Bell 8
Agreed.
stridercab 12
Seconded.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Which one was he playing?
ImZakki 15
Probs breath of the wild
ImPrettyGoddamnDum 2
His wife
sambmjmdjj 9
Should have married a grown-up.
Lobby_Bee 18
Too late to back out now.
jfsiv 17
Either get out now, or accept that you will never be his first priority.
Razell 13
You could have told him that the moon has already fallen because he too k too long in the dungeon.
aik 14
I smell a divorce