Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML
Today, as revenge for a prank I played on him last week, my brother took things way too far and loaded my milkshake with so many chocolate laxatives, I’m now in hospital. I’ve had so much diarrhoea in the past few hours, I’m dangerously dehydrated and had to be put on a saline drip. FML
Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML
Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML
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Jaymail 19
Time to get a new Boyfriend! There ARE men out there who would never do anything lik that. Or even think about it.
SylvanXanthias 16
Dump him.
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Comments (28)
Hangryko 32
He needs to be criminally charged for administering drugs without consent and aggravated assault. Also, sue him to cover all of your medical expenses. Finally, dump his stupid ass.
JackWood 21
Very childish, get a man.
Julyrain 18
Shiiiit~ literally. I’d so get back at him if we’re still together 🤣
wyntonmon2012 2
Leave his dumbass
elminty 2
Yeah that’s when you break up with him that could have been attempted murder by poisoning
Amtrying 4
He sucks!!
lifeis4me 20
Either he’s really dumb, super inconsiderate, or just both. Whichever one it is, he’s not worth sacrificing your safety for. Get rid of him, OP.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
This makes me furious on your behalf. Time to toss him out like yesterday's garbage. Also.... he needs to understand how serious this is. He actually poisoned you and you could have died from this. I'd be pressing charges.
EmDizzle2007 28
the bitter women and lonely guy gallery
Isaac Shields 9
right lol
EmDizzle2007 28
I didn't know this site actually had people who had a sense of humor. lol
DoctorPALO 14
Are you the one he caught having phone sex with another guy? If so, YDI.