Today, my sister slept with my boyfriend while I was at work providing for the both of them as well as our child. I let her move in after our mother kicked her out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my sister came out as lesbian and my parents kicked her out of the house. I was also kicked out for supporting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
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Top comments
coius 23
Good news! You are about to have a ton of money to yourself when you kick those cheating son’s of bitches out! Let them fend on their own. It seems neither one is grateful or respects you enough not to throw your generosity in your face. Let them rot in the gutter. Better than they both deserve. Let them support each other, like they did up against a wall while you were working to support the bastards.
sisoladra 20
omg I only glanced at this n i read it as "Drop kick them both!" and to be honest it was the funniest mistake 😂
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Comments (14)
KingAdrock 16
When they're both out of the house, change the locks and throw their shit into the street.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Time to kick them both out!
OxfordPictionary 10
Well I guess now you know why... XD
Schm17ty 1
my thumb accidentally hits the “you deserved it” button while scrolling all the time and you can’t change it. Pretty sure lots of the other “you deserved it” selections are accidental as well. Annoying.