Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite being claustrophobic and avoiding lifts at all costs, I had to use the lift at work to carry boxes of paper to the 3rd floor. It broke down. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
Today, I realised that somewhere out there someone has written my phone number on a pub bathroom wall, because now every couple of days or weeks I get random calls from heavy breathing pervs, or from guys wanting to know if I’m available, and how much I charge. FML
Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML
Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
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Ruckainc 0
Awwwwww. Someone likes you! :3
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
"Today, I saw the name of a cute girl i work with in the elevator. Bored and trying to be sweet, i drew a little heart by it. It wasn't my best work, for i was shaky and nervous. When she found out it was me, she kicked me in the nuts, called me a stalker, and is now suing for sexual harassment. FML"
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junz_fml 0
oo
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
ooo
NomsdePourquoi 3
what's a wonky heart?
Zebidee 9
won·ky Adjective /ˈwäNGkē/ shaky, rickety, wobbly, crooked, off-center, askew, faulty.
TayonaC 10
I guess a messed up mutilated heart....
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
How offensive! I spent a long time drawing that heart! And op, you should be thankful you work in a place where the only thing you need to get laid is a ******.(: lol
MissBunny25 0
aw you and the owner of the wonky heart should go out! I'll cook y'all the special of the week... boiling macaroni :D
tulsafml 0
haha troll
Blazingcrono 6
It's IT. No hot men allowed (presumedly).
alfredrog 0
well at least u got one, some people in FML wish they did :p
NuyoRicanGirl 3
LOL #26 is boiling macaroni your specialty =p Mmmm
SirEBC 7
Please don't start the macaroni shit again.
MissBunny25 0
51 lmfao. I won't just for you.
Codezlol 21
ravioli>macaroni ;)
MissBunny25 0
72 to save our relationship, I will pretend like I didn't read that
Codezlol 21
Hey once you go ravioli you... yeah I got nothin ;(
Jonny_Trump 0
I love macaroni. :D If I were wearing a macaroni suit, would you love me?
calvin10 0
love the southern accent girl! :-)
CommonSenseKarma 17
Easy Mac :D lol Macaroni all the way
docscientist 10
Nothing like borderline glowing orange powder mixed with water, heat, and macaroni to make your day.
MissBunny25 0
89, no. perhaps if it were real macaroni. I dont eat fabric.
iluffmcrandbvb 1
congrats on yr bby, 50
Lolerskatez 0
I'd be thankful someone out there likes you.. take what you can get IMO, and oh my god no you're possibly working with a gay male!! which makes up 30% of the god damn population these days, write "Thanks but No?" next to the heart, take a compliment much =
tjv3 10
so someone likes you
Wirebiter 0
Thank you
NuyoRicanGirl 3
Thanks #101 =)
YoItsMegan 0
I don't get it ..
zendaddy0 0
a heart doesn't look like 8====D
Ruckainc 0
Awwwwww. Someone likes you! :3
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
"Today, I saw the name of a cute girl i work with in the elevator. Bored and trying to be sweet, i drew a little heart by it. It wasn't my best work, for i was shaky and nervous. When she found out it was me, she kicked me in the nuts, called me a stalker, and is now suing for sexual harassment. FML"
sgenfkshe 5
oemgee ^^^freakin hystericallllll!!!!(:
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
I'd take that as a compliment! on the other hand, I AM a guy...
suxs4ulol 22
someone has a not so secret admirere!
thefull9yards 4
cool. I don't get it though.
Blazingcrono 6
It means some guy has a crush on her :)
puddy_fml 0
I also do not get it... I understand there are elevators and IT men involved, but what exactly is the point of this fml?
yohooooooo 5
I just don't get it.
0darkfire0 0
You should start a fan club!
TayonaC 10
how cute your already someones bitch :) have fun with that
wendyyyy 0
wtf
OCDC 9
Wet tiny forks?
aussie_gemini 5
lol <3 OCDC
RedPillSucks 33
wet tiny forks feel so good when you stop.
Lifes_a_bust 0
Aw you have an admirer :)
kikibisweet 0
Big whoop.
Wheredidgrungego 12
That's a hell of a gangbang...
MissBunny25 0
win ^^^ ahh that made my day
TayonaC 10
how cute your already someones bitch have fun with that
TayonaC 10
sorrrrry didn't mean to put this twice :o