Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML
Today, I finally found out what happened to my ex-girlfriend from my high school days, since a few years ago she suddenly stopped using social media and never returned my texts or calls to see how she was doing. Turns out she died, and no one bothered to inform me. FML
Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML
Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML
Today, I found out that no one actually likes me as a friend. They only like me to get answers for schoolwork. How did I find out? They were talking about it in front of me. Apparently I'm also invisible to them. FML
Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML
Today, the girls from my high school still think they are too cool to associate with me. They ignored/avoided me in high school, assuming I was too weird. We could have 96+ mutual followers from our class and I still only get accepted without a follow back. What have they heard about me? FML
Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML
Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML
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bobsanction 18
Dude, how is that fyl? Show up at your old school and scare the shit out of everyone!!!
crazytoaster 2
Go one better. Turn up at school wearing an eyepatch with some fake scars. When people say "i thought you were dead" reply with "it takes a helluva lot more than a yacht explosion to kill me."
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Comments (94)
patticake1601 0
FML sux now that frikken teenagers and kids are on here!
Polish12308 0
that's not kool!
jean_rosenthal 0
Jojo Metz?
5upernova 3
That's messed up. If the ones who were responsible for the rumor were your friends, they deserve to lose contact with you. If they were never your friends, then they merely have nothing better to do with their lives.
xrideacowboyx00 0
Quit bitching. This isn't an FML. I lost contact with a friend of mine and he actually did die this past week. Seriously. Grow up.
Tigg3r 3
We do that all the time! When somebody is absent and the teacher calls thier name we say something like "They caught the swine flu!!!" Or "They died." Then we all start laughing and the teach knows we are joking. Just show up and say "I'm back from the dead! What did I miss?"
loveyahun 0
Wow...the same happened to me when I forgot to tell my classmates that I was attending a funeral in New York...over a three day period, I was proclamed dead. Then when I came back everyone was all freaking out...lmao
famoussas 0
man that's awsome i'd use it to my advantage lmfao
xoxcinderellaxox 0
lol! that happened to me. they said that i didnt keep in touch coz i was ashamed because i was preggers. this was after i got out of middle school not high school.
HXCxSceneKidx 0
Hahahahhaha samethinng happend to me