Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML
Today, I finally found out what happened to my ex-girlfriend from my high school days, since a few years ago she suddenly stopped using social media and never returned my texts or calls to see how she was doing. Turns out she died, and no one bothered to inform me. FML
Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML
Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML
Today, I found out that no one actually likes me as a friend. They only like me to get answers for schoolwork. How did I find out? They were talking about it in front of me. Apparently I'm also invisible to them. FML
Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML
Today, the girls from my high school still think they are too cool to associate with me. They ignored/avoided me in high school, assuming I was too weird. We could have 96+ mutual followers from our class and I still only get accepted without a follow back. What have they heard about me? FML
Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML
Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML
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bobsanction 18
Dude, how is that fyl? Show up at your old school and scare the shit out of everyone!!!
crazytoaster 2
Go one better. Turn up at school wearing an eyepatch with some fake scars. When people say "i thought you were dead" reply with "it takes a helluva lot more than a yacht explosion to kill me."
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Comments (94)
bobsanction 18
Dude, how is that fyl? Show up at your old school and scare the shit out of everyone!!!
crazytoaster 2
Go one better. Turn up at school wearing an eyepatch with some fake scars. When people say "i thought you were dead" reply with "it takes a helluva lot more than a yacht explosion to kill me."
volvan 0
nice
btnhdude 0
toaster, that's ******* awesome.
danaisamazing 0
Is your name Ross Geller?
greenpeasyay 0
I love Friends! And yours was easily the best comment here.
mylifeisfuckedd 0
hahahahahahahaa
friendsfanatic 0
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking. gotta love friends!
Gaby056 0
I was thinking the exact same thing!!! :)
myfriend_youfail 3
Unless you've moved hundreds of miles away, simply show up at the school and verbally rip new assholes for the people who started the rumors. I say FYL, though, because I can relate. After my boyfriend and I broke up when I was 17, we remained good friends until I graduated high school. Two weeks after I went away to college, he spammed my Facebook with comments about how I was a mentally-unstable ***** (nevermind that I was a virgin throughout high school). Unfortunately, some people are rather gullible, so by the time I visited my hometown that winter, half of my friends still in high school believed I needed therapy sessions, anti-depressants, and a chastity belt. FYL indeed. But on the bright side, now is your chance to get even!
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Yeah I can relate...the latest rumours i have heard is that I am a lesbian and tried to grope one of the popular girls. -insert eye roll here- Although I have to agree with the other comments here, turn up and freak everyone out!
parism143 28
In primary school, some immature kids in my class spread rumours that I was dead because I was absent for all of two days. The worst part? Everyone groaned when I showed up to class.
Drakon_fml 7
"The rumors of my demise were greatly exaggerated." Or just show up dressed as a zombie.
Jordna 0
^ win!!!!!
WalterKovacs 1
Teenagers are such head cases.
pleasetryagain 0
Why do you care? These are people you lost contact with. YOU SAID IT YOURSELF.
aphrodita 0
Your dead what? (Sorry, it was just asking for it. I don't really care about grammar *that* much. :p)
blastvortex 4
Pfft. That kind of stuff can happen when you move away. So what? Move on. Or go back and scare the living shit out of them. Who knows, perhaps someone will be so traumatized that you get a date or a snog out of it. *shrugs* Whatever....
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
OP fails to dispel the rumor, so I assume the OP is dead. (cocks shotgun) Looks like I'm heading to Australia!
Skull_300 0
Wahhh! Wahhh! Wahhh! aahhWahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Do you really give a **** about those assholes?