Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML
Today, I finally found out what happened to my ex-girlfriend from my high school days, since a few years ago she suddenly stopped using social media and never returned my texts or calls to see how she was doing. Turns out she died, and no one bothered to inform me. FML
Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML
Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML
Today, I found out that no one actually likes me as a friend. They only like me to get answers for schoolwork. How did I find out? They were talking about it in front of me. Apparently I'm also invisible to them. FML
Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML
Today, the girls from my high school still think they are too cool to associate with me. They ignored/avoided me in high school, assuming I was too weird. We could have 96+ mutual followers from our class and I still only get accepted without a follow back. What have they heard about me? FML
Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML
Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML
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bobsanction 18
Dude, how is that fyl? Show up at your old school and scare the shit out of everyone!!!
crazytoaster 2
Go one better. Turn up at school wearing an eyepatch with some fake scars. When people say "i thought you were dead" reply with "it takes a helluva lot more than a yacht explosion to kill me."
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Comments (94)
giiiiinge 0
YDI for saying "your dead". they probably didn't want to make contact with you because you're stupid. :)
Shmeaty 0
I hate teenagers and how they think that crap matters.
thombie 0
Considering I have about 11 "previous schools" where people could think I'm dead, I really don't understand the reason why this could make your life suck so bad.
VR369 0
that happened to me in HS when i changed schools over xmas break junior year lol
DoomJeff91 2
Come back dressed as a bad ass. "Yeah... What you heard is only half true. Say, what's the biggest explosion you've ever seen?"
dirtyrussian97 0
better yet, they should come back as two-faced (like in batman)
riotshields 4
... Am I the only one who thought she could have a LOT of fun with this? xD
grrrarrrg2 2
This is not an FML. IF you don't have any contact with them anymore who cares what they think? YDI for being a moron.
xdevotchkax 0
how is that an FML? it's a great way to surprise people! :D do what they did in spongebob and pretend to be a ghost. have people offer you things. *nod*
koneko12984 0
that's not an FML at all. my own mother had my younger brother do that when i transferred HSs. it was hilarious as i didn't originally know they did it and i went to visit my friend and he almost peed himself. turns out i'd supposedly killed myself about 3 months prior.
som_fml 0
So? If you lost contact, obviously you wouldn't care what they think.