Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML
Today, I finally found out what happened to my ex-girlfriend from my high school days, since a few years ago she suddenly stopped using social media and never returned my texts or calls to see how she was doing. Turns out she died, and no one bothered to inform me. FML
Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML
Today, I found out why I was always picked up last from school. My parents didn't want the other parents to find out I was their kid. FML
Today, I found out that no one actually likes me as a friend. They only like me to get answers for schoolwork. How did I find out? They were talking about it in front of me. Apparently I'm also invisible to them. FML
Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML
Today, the girls from my high school still think they are too cool to associate with me. They ignored/avoided me in high school, assuming I was too weird. We could have 96+ mutual followers from our class and I still only get accepted without a follow back. What have they heard about me? FML
Today, my classmates refuse to believe I have a girlfriend, all because I said she goes to a different school. She actually does, but apparently too many fakers have used that as an excuse for it to have any credibility. FML
Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML
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bobsanction 18
Dude, how is that fyl? Show up at your old school and scare the shit out of everyone!!!
crazytoaster 2
Go one better. Turn up at school wearing an eyepatch with some fake scars. When people say "i thought you were dead" reply with "it takes a helluva lot more than a yacht explosion to kill me."
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Comments (94)
perdix 31
It's great to know that a ******* ghost can get her story published on FML, but I just get rejection after rejection. I guess that ghosts can now participate now that we do all this cloud computing. I wonder if they spell it AEthernet?
slice_of_fried_g 0
your profile thing says zero posted, or does that just mean each and every one got rejected? not sure how it works. maybe your life is just less f'd than you think?
myfriend_youfail 3
If your FML is rejected, it doesn't show as either submitted or posted on your profile. I've submitted at least 6 so far, and all of them got turned down. Blah.
perdix 31
I always submit my FML's under a different name. None of the ones by Punched Turdbowl have made it. Here's one that didn't get through: Today, I was sitting at a coffee shop. A guy comes up to me, knocks my coffee in my lap, punches me in the face, and yells, "That's for sleeping with my girlfriend!" I said, "I didn't sleep with your girlfriend." And he said, "I know, but the guy who did scares the shit out of me!" FML. Would you stil think of me as the sarcastic commenter if you knew that happened to me?
Chad_Brisson 2
Ok first, grammar nazis shut the **** up, no one but you and other nazis care. Second, that happened to me when I moved after my freshman year because I hated everyone there so didn't tell anyone. I came back to visit the only couple people I liked and apparently everyone thought I was dead, I chose to keep it that way. Even today I still run into people who thought I was dead, laughs all around
XaosZaleski 0
Actually, I doubt that other actual 'nazis' could even speak English in the context we're talking about. I, myself, am a grammar nazi. It happens when you grow up with a dad that was a linguist, and a mother who is an English professor. So, gladly, take your comment and jump off the 'I don't give a ****' bridge.
fudrick 0
It also tends to happen when you aren't a ******* dumbass. However I am very high right now so there is most likely a grammar or spelling mistake that will make me look like an idiot.
lotusflower007 0
High School is so stupid. I mean who the hell believes that shit anyways. They are so gullible. You should start a rumor about them being gay lovers. Post congratulations on their facebook for coming out of the closet. or start a fundraiser for the new baby on the way. If they are that stupid to believe that, then they deserved to be ****** with
FML_FYL_2009 0
High school is serious business. Nothing is more important than the problems you face in high school.
protwtf 0
People lie and make up things in HS? Does this mean people don't always tell the truth? Oh noooo FML FML.......
6991 0
Yeah, I saw that episode of Friends too. Lame, OP.
wtflc 0
networking does exist. seriously, facebook.
beachbabie 0
ok but ur not... idiot. why was this published?
Wes2k8 0
I posed this on my blog, don't steal. Here's proof http://tinyurl.com/ya6o9py