Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Was it a Justin Bieber song you shut off? If so, that's why your family cheered and took pictures. You're a hero!
perdix 31
Actually, you were the cannon fodder for the bride. You discovered the booby trap set for your sister, and everyone was cheering your valor and courage.
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Comments (74)
Linara 0
These kinds of stuff happen, don't worry!
Ozuru 11
Destroy the pictures before they make it onto facebook.
photoquilty 6
And that is why the bride and groom should've sprung for a string quartet.
perdix 31
So the OP could have tripped four times?
photoquilty 6
No. No wires with a string quartet, silly. No amplification needed.
perdix 31
Each instrument has four wires. The OP would probably have a concussion and some broken bones by the time they got through Pachelbel's Canon.
photoquilty 6
If the strings from the instrument were strewn around for the OP to trip over, there wouldn't be any music.
Ray_of_midnight 23
"Today, at my wedding, the cellist in the string quartet fell asleep playing D-A-B-F# G-D-G-A over and over again. FML" (h/t Rob Paravonian)
KK3137 31
I'm pretty sure OP meant a cable that just happened to be crossing the aisle so music they can connect speakers or something..
evilplatypus 39
32, yes but it's still a strange place to run cabling. UNDER the carpet going down the aisle, around and behind the altar, even lashed to the ceiling all seem like better ideas than across the aisle where women in heels will be walking (and not looking down).
AnagenisisZagus 13
Yes. But the question remains: WILL I?!
serena_10 11
At least they didn't get quiet because you would feel even more awkward. Now you can look back at the pictures and laugh about it ;)
vampire53005 6
U suck get your own pic :P lol jkjk
BubbleGrunge 18
Everyone else should have tripped and knocked over something as if it was part of the wedding march! Hey, they do all kinds of weird things during weddings now!
TheVelocirabbit 10
42-Here at FML, we take our time to type full and correct sentences without shortcuts in typing and just kidding's at the end. Thank you.