Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
Was it a Justin Bieber song you shut off? If so, that's why your family cheered and took pictures. You're a hero!
perdix 31
Actually, you were the cannon fodder for the bride. You discovered the booby trap set for your sister, and everyone was cheering your valor and courage.
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Comments (74)
neppy 6
Look at it this way, at least it'll be a funny story to tell in future. You'll feel mortified about it for now, but if you can look back on it and laugh it's all good. I'm sure the actual wedding wouldn't have been ruined by just that, so don't worry too much.
nikininja 4
Why isn't this posting, gosh!
doctorhook86 25
Across the aisle during a wedding seems like a really odd place to put a wire...
ambowew 7
Oh, I see how it is. Nice dramatic entrance to steal the spotlight from your sister. Well played, but thine eyes can see through your cunning plan. Slytherin for you, ambitious one!
brackaman 18
I know right? Ppl are so selfish these days. Next thing you know she'll “accidentally” fall on the cake at her best friend's wedding.
photoquilty 6
"Thine" means "your". Thine post makes no sense.
TheNewGuy03 29
I think that was strategically placed. |the kid|
linkinpark98 24
Now that's a grand entrance!
kenleybunch 15
You just made a boring ole wedding a little more lively ;)
missemixox 9
It's not your fault they were stupid at wiring...
dead_insects 18
Aww, family... its moments like this that prove why most people can only take theirs in small doses! Hopefully the rest of the festivities took attention away from your fall and you didn't hurt your noggin too badly ;),
TheDrifter 24
Better you than the poor bride taking a dive at her weddinng.