Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the bathroom at work when I ran out of toilet paper. There was another guy in the restroom so I asked him if he could hand me a roll. He laughed, called me a dumbass, turned off the lights and walked out. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
Today, I had to pee at work. I ended up using all the toilet paper. When I opened the door to leave, a dude was waiting to use the washroom. I told him there was no more toilet paper. He goes, “You finished all of it?” I panicked and said, “No, I didn’t use any!” FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML
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Top comments
ryannmichael 17
Hope you have learned your lesson... always check if there's toilet paper before taking a crap.
NotGabe 28
Should've wiped bare handed, then give that guy a nice, slow, caress on the face.
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Comments (66)
AbtractAngela 17
Use the toilet seat covers as makeshift toilet paper.
Model_Type_Chick 6
what a douche. I hope you wipe your ass with your hands, soap and water.
captainsmegma 12
Well you still got 2 good hands and a sink to wash.
THEDUDE1553566 24
What an asshole
tiredofwaiting 25
What an asswipe.
samlovesham1234 9
Grab some gloves, fish out one of the wet rolls and fling it at him. He'll regret having done that next time.
5280420 13
Find him! Destroy him!
captain_nessness 17
Waddle to the paper towel dispenser and make do with those
protoskore 27
it's years of similar stories that make me always check for paper before going in, no matter how much I'm about to burst
randomcritic 14
One day you will recognize his voice and the ultimate prank war will begin. Hopefully he does not work nearby--what an asshole!