mylittlecookie

Miss Reedusopolis , United States In a relationship

Ohgodmother This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Hobart, Australia

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Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall. My mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked, "TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK!" FML

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fuck 24 July 2015, 16:44 Cowansville, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML

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