Today, during an early morning preflight check, I spotted liquid pooling under the aircraft. I rubbed my fingers in it and sniffed. Good news? No dangerous fuel or hydraulic fluid leak. Bad news? My copilot was too lazy to walk back to the hangar to take a leak. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was assigned to empty the lavatory tank on an airplane. I haven't done this since February, when the contents ended up all over me. I thought to myself, "It can't happen again, can it?" I was wrong. FML
Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished, the flight attendants continuously sprayed air freshener for two minutes. FML
Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML
Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, the line for the bathroom on my flight was so long that the passenger next to me couldn't hold it any longer, so he just let it all loose in his pants. FML
Today, our airplane was delayed because of issues with the de-ice-ing. Then, because it had too little fuel. Then, because of engine troubles. Then, because our first officer needed to be replaced due to legal restrictions on pilots' hours. Now, I get to go straight from the plane to work. FML
Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML
Today, I went to start my just bought '79 VW bus. I put my key in but stopped due to the strong gasoline smell. I went to check. Found puddle of gas. The previous owner figured duct taping a cracked tank was the same as fixing it. And didn't bother to share that tidbit with me. FML
Today, I was traveling home with my four-year-old son. While we were standing in line at the security checkpoint, I hear the sound of water dripping and turned to find my son urinating on the floor. He'd read a sign that said we weren't allowed to take any liquids with us. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Are you sure he peed there intentionally, or does your co-pilot have his own dangerous hydraulic fluid leak?
death_b4_disco 0
ew! Somehow this has to be against the rules? like on trains you're not allowed to pee till you leave the station, can't he get fined? Report his arse!
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Comments (98)
CarmeloAnthony 0
lol
christophergris 0
haha funny
smmrgrl 1
yummy ;)
stitch_book 4
lol, that's not too bad, but i guess it still does suck. fyl! maybe you should piss a bit on his seat before the next flight he pilots? :/
OhWowFYLindeed 0
You should rub his nose in it. That'll teach him.
Bl4ck_1c3 2
win^
jessexjames 0
and shout "BAD BOY! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" ?
Rawrzie 0
#12 wins
OhWowFYLindeed 0
30, Exactly! :D
MeAlec 1
you just touched his piss get over it
mizzleshizzle 0
if you're flying fighters, eject him mid-flight unexpectedly.
Trupe 3
At least you weren't stupid enough to do the taste test
mooshibear140 4
That's...gross..
liller90 0
#49 I laughed so hard, no joke.
lizzilla8297 2
not even funny. that's just HILLARIOUS!!! :D
schnitzel5 0
I'm glad u checked, my dads a pilot and he was telling me about how these pilots that worked for the same company were too lazy to check out an engine problem and ended up drilling a 40 million dollar jet into a neighborhood.
gman90210 18
How is this an fml? So what atleast it wasn't in the plane. And even small private planes have bathrooms in them so bugger off
RainbowxxVeinsx 17
Did you wash your hands afterwards? haha fyl tho.
IchbinSyn 0
I was gonna say that
RainbowxxVeinsx 17
lol, beat you to it :P
farmvillelovah 0
Ewww
death_b4_disco 0
ew! Somehow this has to be against the rules? like on trains you're not allowed to pee till you leave the station, can't he get fined? Report his arse!
death_b4_disco 0
ps, it would of been worse if it was a number two.
cheergirly16 0
oh jeez it woulda beenn:/ lol
Vash_41288 10
number two in that location would have just been too insane lol
Trollz4daLULZ 2
So, you CONFESS to being the one who made a mess under that plane! And along, OP had been blaming his co-pilot.
Cadillac_kid_15 27
Arse lol
kazzythesavage 0
lazy much?
justsayfuck 5
Eeeew, that's disgusting.
bryttkneee 0
I voted yes for this one :)
perdix 31
Are you sure he peed there intentionally, or does your co-pilot have his own dangerous hydraulic fluid leak?
ChrissyRawr 0
Haha
Vash_41288 10
21 are those head phoned in your pic I can't tell sorry
maskedman 9
No, 28. They're big breasts.
pleasenopuffin 0
it's not even her. Just a pic from the interwebs from years ago.
perdix 31
nocanhaz, I copied this picture into TinEye.com and came up with 11 matches. That's how you figure out where photos really came from. Those are clearly Hello Kitty earmuffs . . . and great ****!
Trupe 3
Gotta love big *******
perdix 31
Thanks, Trupe, but I don't need any persuasion or urging to love big *******! I'm there ;) You're preaching to the choir! That is a nice pic, huh?
sUpRaNaTuRaLVIII 0
woah how does that chock even stand up haha she looks so top heavy ahh **** FTW
boatingboy1011 0
#40 ftw. exactly what i thought
Black_Moon_Fang 0
Hahaha Yay I would Love to put those over my head!!! :)
cptmorgan15 2
you would love to put those over your head? and then what?
rugbyking5525 0
they are amazing. they would keep me warm
Killuhk 8
They're ear muffs
Claybomb94 0
Bleh sucks for you. :O
M0llie 0
Ew that's so gross , why the floor? and you should no don't touch the floor.
theschweigert 0
the plane was outside, the copilot was too lazy to walk back inside.
nbjohnson 0
yea he's just lazy. sounds like a bomber pilot, fighters dint have "co-pilots" per say and heavies have bathrooms, or cans they call bathrooms anyways...