Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML
Today, I checked this site to find out that my previous submission had made it onto the main page. This has been the sole highlight in my life for the past month. FML
Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML
Today, for the first time all month I felt truly proud and accomplished. I finally figured out how to change the toilet seat. FML
Today, my therapist told me to write down my goals for the next five years. After thinking hard for what seemed like forever, all I could come up with was getting a girlfriend and having an FML published. And to be honest, I'm not even sure about that first one. FML
Today, I had to do an assignment about my greatest achievement and about an award I've received. I don't have either. FML
Today, while writing a self-evaluation for my internship, I had to type up answers to certain questions and then submit them. After submission, I re-read one of the answers I had written that said, "After 3 months on the jon I finally feel like I have accomplished a lot." I had meant to write job. FML
Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
Today, again I wrote out another FML. Again, I deleted it before posting. Every FML I write would seem like I'm just making stuff up, or would be so obviously me that it would just cause me grief. My life is just an endless stream of weird stuff I can't tell family or friends. FML
Today, my social awkwardness is so bad, I was actually proud of myself for managing to ask someone a question. FML
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Madison Gliosci 16
Well now you have two things to be proud of
BurnInDemonFire 39
No shame in that. Which one is it? You didn't add a user name to this one.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
No shame in that. Which one is it? You didn't add a user name to this one.
Madison Gliosci 16
Well now you have two things to be proud of
inappropes 31
same here. and they erased a few I had when they updated the site awhile ago as well lol.
Burle 17
Right on, the secret to happiness is lowered expectations
EmDizzle2007 28
-hears the jingle in my head-
bl3ur0z3 17
Congrats! You got another one :)
whiskey'swino 15
Take the time, take the risks if it matters so much.
John Croasdell 4
Are you Richard Pencil?