Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML
Today, my toddler finally used the potty for the first time. I was so excited, I FaceTimed my mom to show her. My kid then proudly picked up the potty bowl and dumped it on my lap. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML
Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML
Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML
Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who still needs help cleaning up sometimes. When I walked in, he looked so happy and proud as he pointed to the trash can saying, "Look at my big poop!". Buying a new trash can tomorrow. FML
Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
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Top comments
McFail_fml 4
Well, your're cheering him on and he wanted to show you how thankful he was and expressed how much he thought of you.
Namenlos_fml 20
Spoke too soon.
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Comments (63)
Soulathyia 0
Well if he told on her she could be like whatever he's lieing to get out of trouble.
xlostwithoutu 0
Awwww cute kid. Little kids will do that, they still have alot to learn and he probably thought you would be proud if he pooped too, but I guess FYL
epoh_fml 0
potty training toddlers are loads of fun! *sarcasm* I'm almost through training mine. :) Have heart, OP. you have a few months of messes to look forward to!
buffyhotty 0
lol I agree w/26 but that still ****** hilarious!!!!! i'd favorite this if I could
einauglein 0
Ugh, kids are so disgusting. I don't know how anybody can say they 'love' kids or that kids are 'soooo cute' when they do stuff like that all the time.
boatkicker 5
Because cleaning poop off the floor isn't a big deal, and kids do a lot of other cute things. Not to mention when you finally teach them something you feel accomplished and somewhat proud of yourself.
LemonStarship 5
Yay for poop
24788 7
Haha, you made him nervous.
sewziemarie 0
potty training isnt hard. take them to the potty every half hour for a week. tried every other method out there with my daughter..allt he time my mom was telling me to do this. finally new years day started off doing this and in 6 days my daughter was fully potty trained. its hard, time consuming and a pain (lots of bruised legs and i hate yous from my three year old) but its done
aicky 0
that kid is awesome!
Tk177 0
hahahahaha