Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML
Today, I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding, I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out, he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than me. FML
Today, I was engaged in intercourse with my fiancée when her dog decided take a loud dump in front of the fan that was pointed at us. Needless to say, intercourse ended very abruptly. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML
Today, I found out that sometimes when my girlfriend is mad at me she will allow our unfixed male dog to jack off on my pillows when I'm at work. She won the battle and the war. FML
Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML
Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
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Top comments
paginis 8
Looks like best friends really do do everything together
cole66 14
be glad it was the pillow (;
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Comments (55)
SquirrelNutty 5
why didn't you move the dog out of the room first?
whatunicorn 17
For once an FML where the humans getting more action than the dog. well kind of...
chuka81 27
So you guys are dog ****? My dog might also be interested in watching.
Kyle1dc 17
Not exactly what they meant but OK...
revolvearoundme 15
I fail to understand how this could in any way not be your fault. Unless of course you had some previous romantic memories with the now defiled pillow in which case I agree FYL.
Soverain 15
They probably hit YDI for OP simply owning a dog.
MandieL 27
I hit ydi because it is very easy to kick a dog out and close the door.
sturschaedel 27
Well, it was rather thoughtless of you not to bring a dog lady on your double date. So it kinda *is* your fault that he had to resort to using your pillow for the orgy.
dutchy86 20
was the dog giving tips and tricks?
JocelynKaulitz 28
You can't be mad at something like that. Sure it's a mood kill, but it's funny!
Ihavegas 22
altogether now
lukian_fml 29
I think you missed an r at the end of your name!
Le_ponderer 14
Your user name OP; it's 100% spot on!