Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML
Today, I awoke in bed with my boyfriend and his dog. After some pushing and prodding, I thought my boyfriend was trying to move the dog out of the way to cuddle with me. It turns out, he was moving the dog closer to him. My boyfriend would rather spoon with his dog than me. FML
Today, I was engaged in intercourse with my fiancée when her dog decided take a loud dump in front of the fan that was pointed at us. Needless to say, intercourse ended very abruptly. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML
Today, I found out that sometimes when my girlfriend is mad at me she will allow our unfixed male dog to jack off on my pillows when I'm at work. She won the battle and the war. FML
Today, I caught my cat humping my dog while he was asleep. I'm sleeping with the door closed from now on. FML
Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
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paginis 8
Looks like best friends really do do everything together
cole66 14
be glad it was the pillow (;
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Comments (55)
middlenamefrank 8
The name you used is perhaps the very best one I've ever seen on FML. Simply awesome!
vikky538 29
Lol. You made your dog horny!!!
Angelkisses130 26
It's okay, even if me and my boyfriend are just cuddling on the couch together, my dog will get horny and hump the same toy over and over
worldclassrager 41
He was helping by setting an example on the pillow
omarj03 5
I had to read it more than once to be able to notice it said "bed". I thought it said "bus". You can't imagine how confused I was ...
heftysmash253 6
Doggy see, doggy do
Dominus101 20
Lassie see Lassie Do ! lol
allforfun 23
I had a cat like that. I'd look over and there she was, on the dresser, corner of the bed, or in the doorway... Always staring...
AvAfan 14
It's a double date
thehackersknow 16
Reminds me of that scene from Wolf of Wall Street :"""")