Sex, Family and Inappropriate: Go mom!

Go mom!

By disgusted - 04/10/2012 23:24 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I was watching TV with my mom, when a plumbing ad came on. A hot guy showed up on-screen and said, "I'm here to snake your drain." My mom immediately piped up with, "Oh, I'd let him snake my drain any day." Thanks for that imagery, mom. FML

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Friday 5 October 2012 3:00

I think I would die laughing if my mom said that.

ceccles628 6

Friday 5 October 2012 3:00

I'm pretty sure that commercial has some sexual undertones

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shaka_Z_0929007 10

Friday 5 October 2012 16:11

It's ok. My mom screamed out she wanted to be Harry Styles cougar mama.

k18dinkleman 3

Friday 5 October 2012 17:33

Lets just hope she's talking about the correct drain

firefightereha 4

Friday 5 October 2012 18:58

if she's hot I'll snake her drain. lol

SuiGeneris01 2

Friday 5 October 2012 22:33

That's the double impact commercial. Oh yeah, she wants that double impact, pact all the way into her drain.

AZbeastboSS 2

Saturday 6 October 2012 1:25

I'm permanently scared too

breezylynnx3456 3

Saturday 6 October 2012 4:25

i said the same exact thing as her.. he was a babe!

funny_but_sad 4

Saturday 6 October 2012 4:44

Your mom is epic.

cmars3 7

Saturday 6 October 2012 7:24

Your mom is a person with needs too lol

bunnytrainer 4

Saturday 6 October 2012 12:47

Actually, that would be an image. Imagery is a collection of similar images. One image would just be an image

goldengirl96 5

Sunday 7 October 2012 18:12

I'm pretty sure my mom would say the exact same thing. Sorry bro

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