Today, I was chatting with a co-worker, and she mentioned she has trouble swallowing pills. I replied that I'm lucky, because I have next to no gag reflex. Half the guys at the other registers abruptly went silent, and I'm now being constantly hit on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I didn't know I had a pill stuck in my throat until I coughed and it flew across the table, narrowly missing the weird guy sitting across from me in the break room. Turns out that weird guy is my new supervisor. FML
Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML
Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML
Today, after doing inventory at my job, I was approached by a co-worker who I had always thought was cute. I tried talking to her, but it was hard as I kept trembling and stuttering from spending two hours in a meat locker. Now she assumes that I'm "special". FML
Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML
Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML
Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML
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Top comments
GlitterValentina 12
They want you. Girl you the whole package.
rawr_ily96 24
I feel sorry for you. Reminds me of my 8th grade math class in which I was the only girl besides the teacher in a room full of 15 hormonal boys.
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Comments (97)
QQmore_fml 18
Giggity Giggity goo!!!!
dvsguy 3
So what's wrong with that? :). You now have a social life, so no FML. :)
friedpwnadge 25
You are a wonderful person.
rachelemmitt 4
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oj101 33
I hope the guys are not too overly optimistic about the size of their penis
ninaskyez 12
Total package!!!
amifaiyaz 12
mess with em, it'll lighten up the office days. :D
DocBastard 40
I'm not sure how many offices have cash registers.
noelasis94 18
A little attentions better than none right?
laden_swallow09 35
Wrong.
SillyGirl4602 23
I would rather get no attention than the wrong attention.
Leasha3 14
Now just eat a banana in front of them and they'll go crazy!
lochiamochia 25
I read this as OP was a guy..... Did anybody else?
bluebook 5
Why would the men hit on another man? I highly doubt they all happen to be gay.
NyappyCat 12
I actually read it as he was gay until I saw the gender mark on the post. Right #32, because gay men don't make good conversation at grocery stores? XD it would have been even funnier if it was a male.