Today, I mailed out a college application that is going to another country. I paid $250 for the application and $11 for shipping. I just realized that I forgot to sign the bottom of the application. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called the college of my dreams to check the status of my application. Turns out they "never received" copies of my transcripts. They did however cash the $70 application fee that was mailed with them. FML
Today, I rushed to the post office to mail an important document for the study abroad program that I'd applied for, which was due in a few days. Just as the envelope slipped out of my hand and into the mail box, I caught a glimpse of the upper right corner where there was supposed to be a stamp. FML
Today, I've been waiting for a very important document in the mail. It has been two months. I reviewed my application and realized I forgot to put a mailing address down. FML
Today, after meticulously rereading my application, merging references, budgets, academic transcripts and itineraries for an amazing scholarship, I clicked submit, only to remember that the system was on Daylight Savings time, which we don't have in my state! I missed out on $2,500 by 3 minutes. FML
Today, my parents gave me a letter they'd forgotten about since late last year. In it was a $30,000 scholarship to a local master's program with an application due date of two weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML
Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML
Today, I found out that I owe my college a little over $10,000. Why? Because, due to a slight misspelling of my name, the scholarship that I have been going insane trying to meet the requirements for is not actually giving me any funding. FML
Today, I bought stamps to send a letter. For some unknown reason, instead of putting the stamp on the letter, I posted the letter and the stamp booklet into the postbox. FML
Today, I wrote the most beautiful college application essay ever, ten minutes before the online deadline. Instead of clicking "submit", I clicked the button next to it that said "return". The entire essay vanished into internet wasteland. FML
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Top comments
LightningLadyy 0
Who needs college anyways?! Oh wait... You do.
SomePinkTape 0
why would you pay for an application. that's just ******* stupid.
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Comments (34)
AMagicalLeoplura 0
lol
AMagicalLeoplura 0
and don't you have to put the return address on? so wouldn't they just send it back?
AMagicalLeoplura 0
return address? sorry if double posted.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Collage, who needz it?
rallets 23
people who have $261 to throw around like that
mona_is_here 10
If you knew you'd be bitching about the money gone to waste, you could do yourself a favour and be more attentive and/or responsible. Sorry for my English, guys.
LightningLadyy 0
Who needs college anyways?! Oh wait... You do.
Kingdutch 3
Bazinga!
griffin4 0
apparently not smart enough
Bagel09 11
So do you 2. ANYWAY not ANYWAYS
FruitSalad4225 0
#14: I love you forever.
phatdaddy62 23
perhaps you're not smart enough for college?
gonzaval 0
like you comment lol
kboy1234 0
2 yea you do if u need to get a good job nowadays... and op shit happens.. apply somewhere else
LightningLadyy 0
There's this new thing going around and maybe you just haven't heard of it yet, but it's called sarcasm. It's getting pretty popular, so you might wanna learn what it means and get used to it.
AMagicalLeoplura 0
yea, it was pretty obvious it was sarcasm
UsageAlert 0
These sarcastic comments are getting very old. Also, aren't college applications done online? It's 2011.
yuggi1 11
You forgot to sign at the bottom? Who forgets to sign at the bottom? YOU EFFING FORGOT TO SIGN THE BOTTOM! I'M GOING TO GRAB A THIS VASE AND THROW IT ACROSS THE ROOM! SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO? GRRRRAHHH! Lol, Jk. Yeah, that sucks OP. How about being more vigilant next time. Can you even get your money back? It won't hurt you to try.
AMagicalLeoplura 0
I recommend 3000 hours of anger management therapy to you sir.
yuggi1 11
Why Thank You. :)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
8, imma ******* tear your head off through your ******* ass with my left pinky. (:
thelastavailable 13
If I see the word "sir" written in a comment again, I think I'm going to need therapy.
rallets 23
sir.
caroliquey 0
nice job op
awsomechick212 0
wow that's really... stupid
lexi365 20
that sucks. the same thing happened to my brother except he was getting a baseball scholarship and he forgot to sign the form. Lol they just returned it to him and told him to sign it. There'sa chance that could happen for you...
helloletsgo 0
love that hair
xStarKillerx 4
Wow. If it's something that's really important you should always look it over before you send it off.
xStarKillerx 4
Life being a bitch? Bend it over and take it.