Today, I was chatting with a co-worker, and she mentioned she has trouble swallowing pills. I replied that I'm lucky, because I have next to no gag reflex. Half the guys at the other registers abruptly went silent, and I'm now being constantly hit on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I didn't know I had a pill stuck in my throat until I coughed and it flew across the table, narrowly missing the weird guy sitting across from me in the break room. Turns out that weird guy is my new supervisor. FML
Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML
Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML
Today, after doing inventory at my job, I was approached by a co-worker who I had always thought was cute. I tried talking to her, but it was hard as I kept trembling and stuttering from spending two hours in a meat locker. Now she assumes that I'm "special". FML
Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML
Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML
Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML
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GlitterValentina 12
They want you. Girl you the whole package.
rawr_ily96 24
I feel sorry for you. Reminds me of my 8th grade math class in which I was the only girl besides the teacher in a room full of 15 hormonal boys.
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dancinmelanie 6
This happened to me, but my entire class...
cobalttanker 14
You sound amazing, I have something to try that theory out on ;)
asnakelovinbabe 16
Exactly! But I can see why OP might have felt this was an FML in the moment it happened. Try having your drunk friend announce to about 30 people at a party how much their friend here loves giving head. Hilarious now but at that moment... awkwarrrddddd. And suddenly all of the guys were a lot nicer to me! It must have been my incredibly nice personality. Yep. That's it.
akiahara 14
Thinking before speaking prevents all sorts of social gaffes. You should probably consider it, or there will be potentially awkward consequences.
Tavers 19
But where's the fun in that?
allisadawn91 8
That's freakin awesome lol
sohaib89 7
Have you heard of the phrase "too much information"? Because majority of times it is not needed at all, majority of times you don't have to reply to a statement. Right now what you can do is give it time, don't let it get to you and in due time it will be forgotten.
LUFT 12
Haha perverts XD
MakinMills 12
Awkward. Maybe the boss will promote you.
Pstraka6 20
look for the good in this one! take it as a compliment or use it to your advantage with them by messing with them!
spottyblanket 8
That really sucks op. Why do people have to be so imature? If they keep doing it, report them for sexually harassing you, you should not have to put up with that nonsense.
Evgeny2222 11
She doesn't have to "put up" with natural interest from guys? Well, that sounds reasonable.
Raum 19
#67 - She absolutely does not have to put up with this sudden "interest". It's abundantly clear that they're only interested in her because they want to shove their dicks in her mouth. And, since she posted it on FML, this attention is clearly unwanted. It's sexual harrassment, and that is NEVER okay. So it's more than reasonable for her to go to a manager (or even higher up if necessary).