Today, my boss is still refusing to fire my psychotic coworker, who's made it his mission to insult, annoy, bully and threaten me every day into making me quit. My boss is convinced the guy just has "assburger's" and that the company would get sued if we fired him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss is still refusing to hire any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. FML
Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today, I found out that my workplace still won't fire my coworker who is extremely rude to customers. Last week, he called a black woman the n-word right to her face. All he did was just get yelled at and told to get back to work. No matter how many complaints, they simply won't fire him. FML
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm unproductive, and haven't been doing anything. He doesn't tell me what to do, and expects me to read his mind. When I ask him what he wants me to do, he gets pissed and says that I should already know what to do. FML
Today, my boss refused my resignation and acted like nothing had happened. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
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Nymeria_fml 25
Assburgers don't sound very appetizing. I wouldn't fire one up either.
devildog562 33
If that's a case he should have the guy medically evaluated. Or at least talk to the guy and try and make it so you don't sue him for a hostile work environment.
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TehGreatBrownie 7
Aspergers
mutly98 8
I really dont like that you said assburgers to make a joke that people with aspergers are all a bunch of assholes because we most definitely are not! Most of us are pretty nice.
trey600rr 22
asperger! idiot!
at0micmin3r 23
Asergers is actually no excuse to be a complete asshole. inb4 one of my friends has it severely and is an Xray tech. He's... well... as friendly as you can be with it because of how hard it is to interact, but he's not a giant prick. No excuse to be rude!!! He needs to be fired! FYL OP :<
FirstxLunatic 3
I gotta say, that's pretty offensive.. Aspergers Syndrome is pretty serious, im currently dating a man with this. His not an asshole, he's actually very sweet and caring. It's pretty disrespectful to see people say things like " 100% ass beef " and " Assburgers don't sound very appetizing. " You people should be ashamed :/ Remember : " Speak your mind, but please be respectful. "
FirstxLunatic 3
It still doesnt give him an excuse for being an asshole
SoThatHappened6 0
Sigh. I don't even have the words to express the disappointment I feel with this post... Its probably cause I have 'assburger's';)
Mysofuckeduplife 8
That's when you threaten to sue the company and him for allowing you to be abused everyday
ksphinx 15
just so your all know it is aspergers
cherokeecutie 13
You mean Asperger's....lol it's a mild form of autism; I have it. And no, it doesn't make you a psycho.