Today, my boss is still refusing to fire my psychotic coworker, who's made it his mission to insult, annoy, bully and threaten me every day into making me quit. My boss is convinced the guy just has "assburger's" and that the company would get sued if we fired him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss is still refusing to hire any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. FML
Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today, I found out that my workplace still won't fire my coworker who is extremely rude to customers. Last week, he called a black woman the n-word right to her face. All he did was just get yelled at and told to get back to work. No matter how many complaints, they simply won't fire him. FML
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm unproductive, and haven't been doing anything. He doesn't tell me what to do, and expects me to read his mind. When I ask him what he wants me to do, he gets pissed and says that I should already know what to do. FML
Today, my boss refused my resignation and acted like nothing had happened. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
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Nymeria_fml 25
Assburgers don't sound very appetizing. I wouldn't fire one up either.
devildog562 33
If that's a case he should have the guy medically evaluated. Or at least talk to the guy and try and make it so you don't sue him for a hostile work environment.
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Comments (175)
seriouslygrowup 11
your HR department should know what is legal or not, if the guy is making the workplace unbearable for you specifically, then he can't just have Aspergers and/or blame that condition
drc2010 13
do it back to him and see how long it takes ur boss to realize he's a dumbass!!
kenny_the_dino 13
Aspergers dumbass
petergozinya37 8
The next time he threatens you call the police. That will get your bosses attention.
thecrazymancan 17
If he had Asperger's then he probably wouldn't even be talking to you. :/
beanthemouse 13
You bloody idiot! Aspergers people can talk and reason like normal human beings! We are not vegetables! All it is is social awkwardness, finding it harder to listen, slight learning difficulty and a few mood swings. It does not excuse the guys behavior at all, but do your goddam research before opening your fat gob!
Luna08_fml 8
he's just an ass
deemarie13 14
I think me might have pretty good ground for your own lawsuit. A little thing called harassment and a harmful work environment.
emrobez 1
um no disrespect but to clarify it's not "Assburgers" it's Aspergers which is a social disorder and a form of autism which is a real thing... it sucks you have to deal with that though just be aware
mutly98 8
Seriously!? It's aspergers syndrome. Not "assburgers" I'm not saying this guy has it, but coming from someone who has it, you should all be ashamed of yourselves!
beanthemouse 13
I have Aspergers (I call it "assburgers" to special snowflakes who pretend to have it) and you do get angry and emotional more often then normal people, but we are humans who know right from wrong, and if someone uses their "assbugers" to act like a complete jerk, they are giving us all a bad name and disgust me.