Today, my boss is still refusing to fire my psychotic coworker, who's made it his mission to insult, annoy, bully and threaten me every day into making me quit. My boss is convinced the guy just has "assburger's" and that the company would get sued if we fired him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss is still refusing to hire any more people because he's convinced I can handle all of the work after the majority of staff quit. FML
Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
Today, I found out that my workplace still won't fire my coworker who is extremely rude to customers. Last week, he called a black woman the n-word right to her face. All he did was just get yelled at and told to get back to work. No matter how many complaints, they simply won't fire him. FML
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm unproductive, and haven't been doing anything. He doesn't tell me what to do, and expects me to read his mind. When I ask him what he wants me to do, he gets pissed and says that I should already know what to do. FML
Today, my boss refused my resignation and acted like nothing had happened. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
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Nymeria_fml 25
Assburgers don't sound very appetizing. I wouldn't fire one up either.
devildog562 33
If that's a case he should have the guy medically evaluated. Or at least talk to the guy and try and make it so you don't sue him for a hostile work environment.
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Comments (175)
ermahgerd1236 6
I actually have asbergers ********
wondercat40 28
One of my best friend has Asperger's, and sometimes she really can totally misbehave. Once, she belittled my Sunday School teacher. When I confronted her about it, it turned out she had never considered that her words would hurt the teacher's feelings and immediately apologized. If he is really with AS Syndrome, maybe he just doesn't know. And if he doesn't, then he's just an ass.
Dean_N 15
I bet your boss has Asperger's too
Omniprism 15
Human resources?
Cslagem 10
Asperger's syndrome is a real disease. It's social retardation
frontmanmike 14
ASPERGER'S, You dumb ****. It's related to autism
aem1309 6
"Assburgers"? Seriously?!? It's ASPERGERS you idiot
TogeBara 12
Report it higher up. If there is no higher up go to a lawyer. Either way get it documented that he has done SOMETHING to you at some point and your boss had to talk with the other employee about it at least. Get that much, once that is done, you can sue the piss outta your boss for NOT firing him.
TPrice21 2
As someone with actual Aspergers this guy just needs to be fired. It is not an excuse for being a jerk and keeping him there without doing anything will make him think it is ok.
kaitlyn23456 1
Aspergers* you insensitive ****.