DD.
France
Get over it
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
TCRII
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
mj
United States
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Anonymous
You're so vain, you probably think this FML's about you
Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML
Anonymous
Commitment
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Anonymous
Argentina
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Tit for tat
Today, my my soon to be ex-wife found out I was telling the truth and never cheated. She wanted to get back together but I told her that we're too far into the divorce proceedings to turn back, and there's just no fixing our marriage. She then told me she's filing for full custody with no visitation rights. FML
Anonymous
Pyongtaek, Korea, Republic of
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
Anonymous
Today, my wife informed me that she wants a boyfriend but doesn't want a divorce. Also, apparently I'm horrible for not "respecting her feelings" when I told her she can't have both. FML
Anonymous
Boring FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
Top comments
txgirl09 5
Ouch. Well, she's obviously not committed and you're much better off without her.
FerrariCake 2
You're in a tough situation, but it's time to man up. Your wife has probably already hired the most vile divorce attorney she could find, and has probably already slept with him. She will petition to force you to pay her attorney fees and they (her and the attorney) will go after everything you own (not just half... that's too old fashioned). You MUST find yourself a female divorce attorney, because only a female attorney will be able to develop the pure primal hatred toward another female (your wife) that will allow you to stand a chance in this fight. In the end, you will be victorious in the same way a country is victorious in a long war: you'll lose a lot, take a lot of damage, but you'll be better off in the long run. DO NOT hire a male attorney... your wife will probably sleep with him too, and then they'll all conspire against you.
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Comments (260)
Gummybears4life 0
good! youre better off!
robhud1 0
dump her....I'd your young you shouldn't think twice about bein with someone who obviously doesn't love you.....when u love somebody you don cheat
dorkside_fml 0
"dump her....I'd your young you shouldn't think twice about bein with someone who obviously doesn't love you." huh?
kasumirock 13
Are you retarded?
scott_m319 0
She's beyond help. Divorce her yourself before she gets a chance.
AntiChrist7 0
You should have divorced ages ago. In fact, you shouldn't even have married here. YDI
newsgit 0
Would a marriage somewhere else been better?
Maddoctor 10
Oh I see what you did there newsgit. It made me lol.
iGreen_Day 0
She had an affair, and ever since you've been looking at her with hate in your eyes. Meh, it's for the best. People have varying levels of sensitivity and your marriage obviously ended as soon as she had sex with some random
azurablade 0
@16 ever since my gf cheated on me I looked at her with hate in my eyes! then she broke up cuz I took to long to forgive her. and she only did it a day ago.
cupcake88 0
she leaving u for dhat guy she had a affair wit----------- she a *****. u can find u a better wife
YunqFlyMa21o 0
well shxt she should of never had a ****** affair damn !
sidvoltaire 0
you stayed with her, dumbass. she's suckin' dick on the side and you stayed? man...
kayvan 8
YDI for not pleasing her so she felt like cheating on you. Learn to give good footrubs and lick pussy.
apfunction 0
or she's just a ****** *****.
sreczek 0
wow, you are an a**hole
capodanno 4
Love it! My guy can eat it like nobody can. I'd never cheat on him.
alex_vik 1
You shouldn't of stayed with her.