Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML
Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML
Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML
Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML
Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, I went on a hike with friends, but as I'm the worst outdoorsperson because I rarely venture outside of the city, I ended up getting lost in some woods after straying from our group. I ended up having to call 911 to be rescued. My friends will absolutely not let me live this ordeal down. FML
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Top comments
icyfire617 10
Moral of the story: don't go to parties in the woods.
slimshadey 5
At least you weren't alone
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Comments (81)
Bena_Round2long 2
Theres always gotta be "that guy"!! At every party!!
greeneyebeauty9 28
I've never really heard of a party in the woods.. hmm.. doesn't sound like a good outcome would have came about anyway.
sweetmama88 6
How come you didn't have your cellphones ?
xKites 4
They probably did.
kawaiikoala93 8
Maybe their phone had no signal? :)
doglover100 29
Now you know no more parties in the woods.
KiddNYC1O 22
You guys are lucky to not end up covered in wax.
HanaFML 10
What kind of party is so important in the woods? Sitting around trees at night doesn't seem normal to me..
arokyara 4
At least they can run, unlike the female protagonist.... >.>
vbmg152 19
I hope this was a lesson learned! One night I was out drinking & had been drinking with this guy all night! He offered me a ride but fortunately, I had to take my friend home! The next day, I learned that good looking guy was Ted Bundy!!! He was arrested just after leaving the club we were at together! Look it up! He was arrested in Pensacola!
CuriousAlien 7
At least you weren't alone in the woods, or else that would be a beginning to every horror movie ever created. (not literally.)
yenidewi 11
hahhahahha ... what were he doing?