Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dyed my hair blonde for my boyfriend, hoping it would help spice up our sex life. His response? It's still a few shades off from his favorite porn star. FML
Today, my previously blond boyfriend dyed his hair dark brown and shaved his beard. When he got home, I thought he was an intruder and screamed. Now he thinks I don't love him because I didn't recognize him. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
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Top comments
quontag 15
You could always dress him up like your favorite **** star.
softballgrl1086 4
That doesn't sound so bad ;)
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Comments (56)
Roolvanik 2
That doesn't sound so bad. Just go with it you could use that to turn him on.
emmaz_fml 6
Isn't that a good thing?
taka805 10
How much **** does he watch to have a favorite????? FYL
Ambience138 11
Everyone has a favourite.
sillystyle420 5
Ferris bueler you're my hero
dragincock 4
You should be happy that your fulfilling his fantasies rather than him trying to fulfill them elsewhere. He gave you a compliment basically saying your every woman in the world to him.
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
At least he's turned on rather than turned off.
simoncat 11
I was thinking it was Belladonna. Hmm...
Mollyneonfox 9
Sounds like another FML on this site :/
SirEskimo 13
I feel like OP upset that her secret life has been exposed
dan_in_wi 12
looks like you found a new line of work?