Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex, because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dyed my hair blonde for my boyfriend, hoping it would help spice up our sex life. His response? It's still a few shades off from his favorite porn star. FML
Today, my previously blond boyfriend dyed his hair dark brown and shaved his beard. When he got home, I thought he was an intruder and screamed. Now he thinks I don't love him because I didn't recognize him. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a party. He got drunk and started talking about how his hot blonde girlfriend gives him great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
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quontag 15
You could always dress him up like your favorite **** star.
softballgrl1086 4
That doesn't sound so bad ;)
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Comments (56)
Pitbull305 9
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He has a "favorite" **** star. FYL
maz95 17
That's probably just his way of saying you look good! Take it as a compliment.
tj5810 21
I'm not seeing the problem here...
windfuelsfire 10
Sasha Grey? Not my personal favorite, but a definite hottie
Eorlas 31
I personally prefer Gianna Michaels, but hey, to each his/her own.
purplepie334 6
That's who I thought of first aswell
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Seeing as we're sharing, Skin Diamond.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I have to go with..Jenna Haze! Mmm..give me a few minutes..haha.
seandoc 13
It's a dream come true!
ItsKennyBaby 9
Doesn't matter had sex?
rocker_chick105 31
No
kurodansei 16
Yes
SunAndMoon427 12
I wouldn't talk to my boyfriend for a couple days if he had ever said that to me. FYL. I'm sorry that happened
UberNova 18
"I'm insecure and needy, How dare my boyfriend even think about having a favourite **** star, the nerve! He'll basically be calling me very sexually attractive! I'll show him! I'll be in a bitchy mood with him for a few days because he isn't perfectly satisfied with me in every way."
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I don't see the problem.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Unless he has barbs on his dick(like a cat), or you don't like his favorite pornstar, I don't see a problem with more sex. Or do you just not like it because he didn't love your true form better?
spikekutter 9
well, pornstars are sexy (: