Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
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Tripartita 45
As others have suggested, he might've been watching a video. My **** always rings the doorbell before I watch it.
neawalkerthebear 15
So I hope that's now your ex-boyfriend. I'm so sorry OP you deserve someone who isn't a cheater.
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Comments (59)
KimmyImpala 9
What a piece of shit. I cannot stand cheaters, ughh
TMO2142 25
Idk which is worse. The fact he cheated, or the fact the girl was faking it
sighlifeman 12
hire me to kill him?
obeykaitlyn 25
dump his sorry ass
rad2007 8
Well since he's your boyfriend at least you know she was faking
CharlotteColeman 6
Dump him, scratch up his car and tell the world what he did
tbrill 15
How ******* awful, FYL op. Drop him in the dirt.
Frau_Blucher 14
Jesus. I'm so sorry :(
sleepyolivia 14
OP, I'm sorry, but it's hilarious that she had to fake it. Well, I suppose it's better off that you're broken up now rather than when you meet up in real life and he ends up being extremely unsatisfying in bed. (Not saying that's entirely valid reason for someone to break up with someone else.)
kyohei 1
Why don't you believe him, that was his friend, true friends make each other come.