Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
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Tripartita 45
As others have suggested, he might've been watching a video. My **** always rings the doorbell before I watch it.
neawalkerthebear 15
So I hope that's now your ex-boyfriend. I'm so sorry OP you deserve someone who isn't a cheater.
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Comments (59)
rustybucket 24
If she was so obviously faking, he must suck. So on the bright side you don't have to suffer through bad sex anymore!
Fmelikeuhateme 24
Or he doesn't suck at all, and that's why she faked it e.e
GhostFox 34
The fact people think that the girl taking her orgasms will somehow be a punishment for the cheating boyfriend is ridiculous. Most men don't need for their partner to get off for them to get off, and someone who is cheating probably doesn't care if their partner gets off. Hell, I've met more than a few guys who not only don't care if their partner gets off, but don't bother to even try to bring them to ******. It wouldn't be all that surprising if the (hopefully ex-)boyfriend basically uses the girl(s) he cheats on OP with as fancy blow up dolls. He obviously already thinks that peoples' trust and emotions are toys. Maybe I'm just jaded from the amount of guys in my age group who would brag about how they didn't bring their girlfriend to ****** back when I was in high school.
SecundusSecunda 27
That's so weird, in my high school guys would always brag about making girls ****** Seeing as to how not making one ******, or not being able to, was seen as something that made one less of a man
Mauskau 36
There are way too many guys that will only care about their own ******, my ex was atrocious for it. Once he was done, that was it, he'd step away and leave me to deal with the mess. Three years and he didn't even try to finish me once. I was convinced I couldn't be finished by someone else and then after we broke up and I started seeing other people I realised he was actually just terrible. Some of the others did the same thing. But now I know what it should be like, I don't think I'll let myself get into that situation again.
brenton490 19
Well did you try to talk to said ex? If you did then that sucks. If not then that's kind of your fault in a way. Communication is important in a relationship and during sex.
heavenlyassbutt 11
Cheaters are the worst. If you don't want someone let me go, you wasting your time and their's and that's also very childish. In this day and age there are too many std's to cheat. Drop him and get checked. Good luck on finding some better.
ssnow_fml 20
I swear, technology has gotten more people caught than anything else. It's how I caught my ex's cheating.
allforfun 23
Me too
anarchymaniac 22
**** cheaters
Sansational_ 18
Well, on the bright side, better to know now than later!
Othman_Ebrahim 12
**** him he is a cheater
sleepyolivia 14
Actually, I recommend not ******* him. He sounds very unsatisfying in bed.
nadiabjensen 15
So sorry OP. Dump him and go find someone who will treat you right
trucker2 33
Sounds like he intended on you to listen... As a way to break up...childish
DaniealThePope 18
Why didn't he end a call, I mean unless he finishes it up ( y'all with a dirty mind know what I mean ) in 5 minutes because that is pathetic.