Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML
Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML
Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML
Today, I caught and kicked a shoplifter out of my store. The shoplifter was my mom. FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
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abceasyas123abc 12
All for one and one for all..?!
cynthiaFTW 0
is it bad that i laughed REALLY hard at this?
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Comments (246)
crazedguy 0
op's from America...typical. I'm guessing from the south?
cjkerrtx 0
WTF?? I'm guessing you're from whatever other crappy place that isn't the US.
nonamericandolla 6
what kind of mum is she?
Omgitsaireyonna 6
Hahahahahaha! Amazing. :D
acms728 0
Bad mamma
akvc 0
did she get a ticket???
ShealaBoBayla 0
What a horrible mother. -______-
angrymexican 8
what happens in walmart stays in Walmart
j4gerb0mblitz 6
she's gonna kill you for bringing the cops to the house
Illyssa_fml 4
I would've ran haha
WTFrenchtoastt 1
i hope you had him drop you off at a different house...