Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML
Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML
Today, on my way to school, I was shouted at by an obnoxious businessman for sitting down on the train when a "full fare paying passenger" was standing. I would normally have given him the seat straight away, except I have a broken leg. I showed him my leg and crutches. He still made me get up. FML
Today, I had to stand up on a train for my 4-hour journey. Why? Two pregnant women flew into unbridled rage with me over sitting in the priority seating, saying I was selfish. I'm recovering from spinal surgery. FML
Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy." I was too ashamed to say I wasn't pregnant, so I just took the seat. FML
Today, while riding the train, some druggie got into a dispute with some random passengers. Even though I didn't even look at them fighting, he decided I was a threat and punched me, a pregnant woman, and some bikers. Now I've got a black eye. FML
Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
Today, as I stepped into a subway car, I noticed some free seats and began walking towards them. A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats, and made a run for them. They then high-fived, presumably as congratulations for sitting down before the pregnant lady could. FML
Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML
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rawrkittehpwnage 0
that guy.. is a douche.
whiteboy7thst 2
maybe he's on his period?
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Comments (249)
SlaveToRetail 10
People like that piss me off. I try to be passive, but if I saw something like that, this forty-year old business man would get punched out.
captainmorgan94 2
That guy is an idiot! But what I don't get, why are people putting you deserved it? Nobody deserves that, pregnant or not.
gabe2014 0
this is when you say " the seat was given up to me because I'm pregnant". then say "I think I understand why you don't have a girlfriend or wife."
charlie43 1
dude... you say 'when that didnt work'... HOW THE **** did you get tackled on a train by somebody trying to take your seat, bear in mind you're 7 months pregnant, and he couldnt get the seat???
boatkicker 5
FYL, OP. Hope you're doing really well. Also, I'm highly impressed with the comments on this FML. I'm glad that FML isn't heartless afterall.
soldierinarms 0
how the hell does she deserve that??!!!!!
iLoveBoobies21 0
ahh what a ********.
shelby0123 0
he is a dumbass for acting like that but just because u r pregnant doesn't give u an excuse
sneek_fml 1
what an ass
cynthiaF 0
Hopefully the baby is okay!!