Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Today, I uploaded a new Facebook profile photo, which got over 20 likes in the space of an hour. The most I've ever gotten before was 10. Surprised, I went to check my picture again, only to notice two guys were sarcastically flipping me the bird in the background. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML
Today, I discovered the piggy bank I made a Facebook account for has more friends than me. It has 12. FML
Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
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ChurchofFagenism 0
500 Facebook Friends is not the same as actual friends...
DrConstantine 0
Oh no, not Facebook! If you let Facebook judge your life, you should let a shotgun decide your future.
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Comments (139)
black_barbie10 0
lol she was just kidding! i say shit like that to my friends all the time and they say it to me XD "no one loves you" "you have no friends" just be like "thanks" and keep moving XD
Calaura9 0
What a hater your "friend" was. I'll be your facebook friend look up my username minus 9. There are only 2 of us!
x0stormbringer 0
desperate....
himynameisadam 0
YDI for not being able to take an OBVIOUS joke.
deaditegirl 0
YDI for having 500 Facebook "friends." And for taking Facebook so seriously.
gingermo 0
nobody likes you, everybody hates you. go and eat worms XD
Patastic 0
hahaa. FYL.
kremit 1
more friends you have on facebook = less friends you have in real life
lolwatlol 0
LOL FACEBOOK LOLOLOLOL INSTANT YDI
RatIsKing 0
lol that is hilarious. the most "like"s I've ever seen is 9
m9lc 0
I don't know why there are all these people that are saying that people with 500 Facebook friends must just have that many because they're desperate and add people that they don't know... some people (like myself) went to a big high school, participated in a lot of extracirriculars, had siblings, and then went to college That makes it quite easy to make 500 friends. True, I have some friends that I don't actually know and am too nice to reject their friend requests in case it's my fault for not remembering them, but that probably amounts to less than 40 or so of them. But, when you, for instance, spend 4 years in a 300-member marching band, you meet and become friends with a lot of people. And to the original FML poster, if they actually didn't like you, they wouldn't be doing that, unless you know the most confrontational and blunt people on the planet.